I chose the word 'poopy' not to be too explicit, because the word with 's' that ends with 'itty' would be too vulgar.
As the saying goes, appearances can be deceiving, and in this case, that's true: the house is much worse than it seems. Uneven walls, architecture worthy of the best Escher (that crazy stair guy), drafts everywhere that could give even a polar bear pneumonia, parts of the interior sticking outside because I love freedom, and why not let a piece of wood experience it too?
After all, if a piece of wood sticks out, you can always put a little birdhouse on it (as you can clearly see) .
This is the only house where a tenant would be paid rather than paying to live in it.
If you have the stomach to stay inside, well, you could face all wars without flinching.
PS this is a first part of a major project, so stay tuned cause the horror is not over
